S1.E1 ∙ Pilot S1.E2 ∙ Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System S1.E3 ∙ Poker, Faith and Eggs S1.E4 ∙ A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage S1.E5 ∙ A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom S1.E6 ∙ A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac S1.E7 ∙ A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run S1.E8 ∙ Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair S1.E9 ∙ Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia S1.E10 ∙ An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo S1.E11 ∙ Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers S1.E12 ∙ A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer S1.E13 ∙ A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek S1.E14 ∙ Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey S1.E15 ∙ Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman S1.E16 ∙ Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine S1.E17 ∙ Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo S1.E18 ∙ A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside S1.E19 ∙ Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple S1.E20 ∙ A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish S1.E21 ∙ Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza S1.E22 ∙ Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
S2.E1 ∙ A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels S2.E2 ∙ A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron S2.E3 ∙ A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens S2.E4 ∙ A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce S2.E5 ∙ A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries S2.E6 ∙ Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan S2.E7 ∙ Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon S2.E8 ∙ An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius S2.E9 ∙ Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero S2.E10 ∙ A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts S2.E11 ∙ A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf S2.E12 ∙ A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor S2.E13 ∙ A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey S2.E14 ∙ David, Goliath, and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back S2.E15 ∙ A Math Emergency and Perky Palms S2.E16 ∙ A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag S2.E17 ∙ Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary S2.E18 ∙ A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow S2.E19 ∙ A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater S2.E20 ∙ A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross S2.E21 ∙ A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster S2.E22 ∙ A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
S3.E1 ∙ Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes S3.E2 ∙ A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board S3.E3 ∙ An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom S3.E4 ∙ Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball With Zip S3.E5 ∙ A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship S3.E6 ∙ A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm S3.E7 ∙ Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting S3.E8 ∙ The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's S3.E9 ∙ A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken S3.E10 ∙ Teenager Soup and A Little Ball of Fib S3.E11 ∙ A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony S3.E12 ∙ Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit S3.E13 ∙ Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains S3.E14 ∙ A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel S3.E15 ∙ A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub S3.E16 ∙ Pasadena S3.E17 ∙ An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell S3.E18 ∙ A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector S3.E19 ∙ A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff S3.E20 ∙ A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge S3.E21 ∙ A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
S4.E1 ∙ Graduation S4.E2 ∙ A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton S4.E3 ∙ Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken S4.E4 ∙ Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love S4.E5 ∙ A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On S4.E6 ∙ Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper S4.E7 ∙ A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You S4.E8 ∙ An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles S4.E9 ∙ Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey S4.E10 ∙ Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts S4.E11 ∙ A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles S4.E12 ∙ A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science S4.E13 ∙ The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education S4.E14 ∙ Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency S4.E15 ∙ A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities S4.E16 ∙ A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips S4.E17 ∙ A Black Hole S4.E18 ∙ The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
S5.E1 ∙ One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires S5.E2 ∙ Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism S5.E3 ∙ Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench S5.E4 ∙ Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room S5.E5 ∙ Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy S5.E6 ∙ Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones S5.E7 ∙ An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel S5.E8 ∙ The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin S5.E9 ∙ The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian S5.E10 ∙ An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room S5.E11 ∙ A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit S5.E12 ∙ A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance S5.E13 ∙ A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender S5.E14 ∙ A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles S5.E15 ∙ A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number S5.E16 ∙ A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car S5.E17 ∙ A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth S5.E18 ∙ Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli S5.E19 ∙ A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband S5.E20 ∙ Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker S5.E21 ∙ White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People S5.E22 ∙ A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
S6.E1 ∙ Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo S6.E2 ∙ Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific S6.E3 ∙ Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy S6.E4 ∙ Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero S6.E5 ∙ A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy' S6.E6 ∙ An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football S6.E7 ∙ A Tougher Nut and a Note on File S6.E8 ∙ Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha S6.E9 ∙ College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle S6.E10 ∙ Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting S6.E11 ∙ Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest S6.E12 ∙ A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter S6.E13 ∙ A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters S6.E14 ∙ A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being S6.E15 ∙ Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame S6.E16 ∙ A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam S6.E17 ∙ A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult S6.E18 ∙ Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal S6.E19 ∙ A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler S6.E20 ∙ German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat S6.E21 ∙ A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet S6.E22 ∙ A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
S7.E1 ∙ Episode #7.1
